Break the News to Everyone!

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Dear Boss,

The most amazing opportunity has been offered to me. I realise my story is hard to believe,
but it's the TRUTH!

I have been contacted by an authorised Planet official who informed me that I had been selected to represent humankind in an important peace-making mission.

I really have no choice as I am to be abducted by aliens!...

This will occur on Friday 25th November at 1pm.

I have been selected along with others to form an elite team of professionals to communicate with the aliens and teach them our ways. I will show them how we are compatible and can live in harmony!

I have been assured that I will return to work unharmed and most likely in an improved manner ready to continue my duties on the following Monday.

Best Regards

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